Firsts / New Boob !

OK…I’m not the first person that’s been ill for a week, but today it was nice to go outside for the first time since Sunday.

I had a shower. I ate some real food – well I had something that wasn’t toast; I had a mug of soup (and toast) – I was slightly nervous when I looked at the soup …..

but all went well :-))

AND in other good news – my new boob arrived. I was in two minds whether to post a photo or not, but I decided it doesn’t really compare with Erica Rowe (look her up if you didn’t watch rugby in the 80s). The photo is very flattering, she isn’t really that big 😂. I’ve tried her out – she’s good 🙂 I’ve been calling her lots of different names :-

  • baba G (for Gillian, not cup size 🤣)
  • mini B (for cup size / boob)
  • boobarella
  • peedie G (must go back to Orkney soon 🤩)
  • squishy (Chris’s favourite)
  • boobonic (supposed to be bionic, but sounds a bit like bubonic :-/)
  • boobee doo

Other suggestions welcome !

JOKING !!!!

Here she is 🙂 🙂 she has a nipple hahahaha (sorry).

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